Make Mommy Feel Pretty

After running into my home-wrecking new stepmom at the store and getting all flustered by her slutty nature, I return home to find my mom. She is feeling so lonely lately, and she wastes no time reminding me of that fact. But there is something I can do to help her feel less lonely, and she would like to know if I will. Like a good little son, how can I say no?